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The Great Guide of Ass-Kissers in Lords of Empyria! 
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Here we have names that have been related to extreme polishing of Fred's knob...hoping that if they keep the knob polished Fred may open the door and let them in on some big LOE secret. Well kiddies, it just ain't so.

Congrats to all who made the list thus far, you have certainly deserved it! Kneepads for all !!

Seagryfn Number ONE ass-kisser out there.  Sea (or RG Laura in her previous gaming existance) slobs knob SO damned well that she was promoted for it.  (see LOE's below)
Lady Diana Well due to her tight moderation as a staffer, and her uptight and snobbish attitude, ya can jus tell she's polishin that knob ;>
Zalaster Just cuz.
XinJin Cuz he KNOWS the game blows so damned bad...yet that optomistic side of his thieving persona tells him to stick it out.  And prolly cuz he ain't payin' fer his acct too.
Sorcessa She has to, look who signs her paycheck. LMFAO! 'nuff said.
Pulgrey Moderator - 'nuff said.
Sydney Moderator - 'nuff said.
Time Moderator - 'nuff said.
Mershu She will do just about anything to keep OGS around.
Mavralyn LMAO - now here is a sad case.  An evil drow helping out the citizens of Panterra.  Truly pathetic.
Peragrey No other reason then he's one of Fred's top Staff Asskissers. See Staff section below.
V Luthar No other reason then he pissed us Soulies off with his comments on the Guild Issues Board. A true kiss ass! (Great role-model fer ya future kiss-asses out there!!)
ABK Ray Just because us Soulies don't like his 10 year old ass ;>
EA Kyna  No other reason then she has constantly taken shots at us Soulies, and askes really stupid ass questions on the Guild Board. True example of a clueless blonde.

 


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