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10/25/2007 by Medar
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REUTERS: Last Updated: Thursday, 25 October 2007, 16:03 GMT 17:03 UK
[CoS]Sgt.Apone reactivated for Battlefield Duty
A bloody smear against the side of a wall and a piece of shoe with Apone's dogtags were all that was found almost a year ago after a bloody firefight claimed most of his squad. Now 8 months later, the mystery is solved.
An unidentified Special Forces Operative was stopped at Checkpoint Deagle late Tuesday evening. He was carrying nothing but an empty Pump Shotty, a medkit, a pair of Nike Airs, and some bunny ears. Once his retina scan and RFID confirmed he was indeed [CoS]Sgt.Apone, he was rushed to the COS Special Forces Operations Headquarters for debriefing.
(Editor's note: The High-jumping Nike Airs and Bunny Ears were all that were really required to confirm this man's identity as [CoS]Sgt.Apone).
Before being taken into private custody for debriefing and beering, an Armed Forces reporter asked [CoS]Sgt.Apone about the chunk of shoe, tags, and his whereabouts. Apone, normally letting his shotty do the talking, had one comment.
"That was Bullshit!! There's no way that shot hit me!" [CoS]Sgt.Apone stated as he pushed his way through the crowd of reporters.
This reporter would also like to note that [CoS]Sgt.Apone was walking with a very slight limp, apparantly the result of missing a couple of toes.
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10/14/2007 by Medar
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But we will hand them out anyway. Congratulations to Loricet, Zuton, and BEER who were promoted to Full-on-damn-straight members this morning. Fellas? Turn in those plebe uniforms and pick up your flails and member handbooks from Stormie.
And Sleven! Actually Sleven...grab one of those plebe uniforms and report to Archos. You were just promoted to Recruit!
Gratz to all 
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10/02/2007 by Kush
2 replies
Here are the newest and greatest
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09/07/2007 by Storm
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Here are some shots of a few of the mobs we have downed in Kara. We are missing some, but will get them up when we nail them again.
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07/29/2007 by Storm
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CoS had one hell of a nice run in Kara today. We downed Huntsman, and Moroes again. We downed Maiden and Romeo and Juliet on the second attempt. We visited with the Curator and will continue to work on him going forward. Well done everyone!
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07/25/2007 by Archos
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Congrats to Loricet, Beer, Chibusa, and Cringleclaw.
The top secret CoS Shadow Government has met and decided to move these people to official CoS recruits.
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03/29/2007 by Storm
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Congratulations to our newest promotee. Zuton has been promoted from Affiliate to Recruit. Someone buy that man a Netherguard Bitter!
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03/13/2007 by Medar
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Grats out to Neoshade (Raistlyn out here) and Nymeria, who were both promoted in February! I have not been in-game enough lately to find either and talk to them first...so was late in announcing it out here.
Neo was promoted to full COS Member. Yes, he wore that damn sheep out. Archos has a new one on order.
Nymeria was promoted to COS Recruit. Impressive for such a short time with us...that literally speaks volumes to her depravity!
Glad to have both with us....congrats again!
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01/23/2007 by Medar
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Congratulations are in order to two very twisted individuals. Nyteshade and Chibusa were the first two COS to reach 70, and did so a day or two ago. Sick sick bastards...that big flaming ball in the sky you guys forgot about is called a SUN.
Further congratulations to our recent crew of recruits and new members, it was a long time coming!
Promoted to COS Membership:
Promoted to COS Recruit:
- Raistlyn (Neoshade)
- Enbalmer
- Kharnen
All were deserved promotions. Just remember, aim accurately when using the COS crapper now that you guys have access. Cortina hates cleaning up after you guys, and besides - she is still waiting for her Runecloth ballsack that Stormie is busily knitting her, so she is not yet in 'full swing'.
Long story.
Don't ask.
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